Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops