So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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