Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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