- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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