- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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