- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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