- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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