this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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how much fish could a chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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