- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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