Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

I had a submarine.... once

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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