What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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