- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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