Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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