Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why? Why not?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Knock knock Come in

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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