- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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