Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Well this is pointless.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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penis

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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