I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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