- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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