What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Anti Joke

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