Knock Knock [Opens Door]

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What black and has children A black man

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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