My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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