why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Racial Equality

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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