- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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