- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

white or wheat? wheat please.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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