a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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