Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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guess what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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