what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Itookasipasoda

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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