What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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