How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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A black man without problems.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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my names jim haha

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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anti-joke teehee

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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