- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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