Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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My nipple is bleeding

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