Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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69.... is a number

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Poop.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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my names jim haha

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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