how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Where to, sir? Forward.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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