Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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black

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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