What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Kenny G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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