When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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