- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Racial Equality

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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