- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

N-E Pats never cheated

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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