How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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A dyslexic blind man

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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