Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I literally died laughing

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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