- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

WNBA

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

your face

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