- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Womans baksetball...

women's rights

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Pickles

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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