Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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