- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's 2+2? Fish

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I love alchohol!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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