- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

the WNBA.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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