What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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