A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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