- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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