- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

have you ever had african food? neither have they

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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