- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Daniel is a fag

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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