What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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