- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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