- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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