- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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