- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A midget walked under a bar.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0