- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What black and has children A black man

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

knock knock who's there? hope

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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