roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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