- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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