Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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