- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

George W. Bush

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

once upon a time, it snowed

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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