I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

homosexual rights to marriage

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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