What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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