What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Well this is pointless.....

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

scraggle is in you pillow case

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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