A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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